boob bottles, lullabies, and curling is not our national pastime

Research day.  My wife and I are currently trading days, I am at the university today, she's at home with Tilda, and tomorrow we switch.  It's working out alright.  What that means primarily for Tilda is one day she eats from the boob and the next from the bottle.  I've been noticing when I feed her, her little hands are sometimes wandering, feeling for something.  Then last night I was watching my wife feed her and I noticed her hands were on the boob at times.  So I started thinking, why don't they make baby bottles that are shaped like boobs?  The back side can be flat with a handle like a coffee cup for us to hold but the front would be boob shape and feel.  Maybe this bottle would be a big hit with an unintended audience and maybe that's why its not currently in stock at babys'r'us?  I've been working on my own lullabies...maybe I oughta just learn some?  But, my 'produce stand' song is by all indications so far, a moderate hit.  What happened to US curling?  Do we suck at a game you never hear of or see in this country?  Back to work.